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My Horoscope for the past few days when my mind was in such a turmoil.

Huh? "Turmoil", such a big word describing something small containing so much chaos. Too much chaos.

The story starts like this-


July 04, 2007

Be prepared for your mind to wander, and you'll catch all the day's curveballs.

If a certain situation is over, then let it be over. Stop hitting replay in your memory. It's time to eject that disk and move onto something new. If nothing else, at least notice how many times you think about it today.

Note to self :
If you dont intend to finish something, dont ever start. Playful and innocent as it seems, it's nothing playful when it comes to the matter of hearts. It could be yours, it could be someone elses.


July 05, 2007

Your good energy will inspire others today -- but you need to communicate it

No matter how much you would like to, you can't chase away emotion with new sensation. You have to deal with your feelings in a more adult fashion. So no impulse eating, shopping or acting out, okay?

Note to self:
Never ask someone out on a date if you dont intend to date him or her in the future. It's not a date, it's a one night stand, minus the sex.


July 06, 2007

When you see a person from your past, your good memory will spark a conversation.

You were so absorbed that you didn't notice how much time had passed. Wow! How did that happen, and can you get it to happen again? You'll find out if you keep at this fascinating new hobby.

Note to self:
If you have to do a recap on what happened to someone about something that happened last year, or the year before, even if you have photographic memory, skip the details, other peoples' memory ain't as good as yours. They may say you're lying. Lying is bad.


July 07, 2007

Your emotions are going to be volatile today -- it's a great day to be by yourself.

You feel as if you have all the answers, and that's fine -- only someone else may not agree. Before you get into an argument, test your hypothesis. That way you'll have a leg to stand on.

Note to self:
If you have an opinion, keep it to yourself. You're not Madonna (the superstar)! Only she can say - "Everybody is entitled to my opinion..." Even from her it sounded childish, lame and stupid, but she's filthy rich. It's OK for rich people, educated or not, to be like that.


July 08, 2007

You'll have all the energy you need to socialize today, but you won't have the time.

Someone's a delightful addition to your life -- for right now. You're not shallow because you know certain relationships have an expiration date. Appreciate this person for what he or she is and don't try and make it into more.

Note to self:
Saying something is like a prayer, a wish. Saying something over and over is like a chant. Yeah... Seven Working Days... Fook It!


July 09, 2007

Your charm is stronger than ever -- use it to your advantage in a social situation.

A lush accent, an exotic setting -- all of those things can be very tempting, especially when it comes to your wallet. You, however, are smarter and shrewder than that. Think about it before you hand the money over.

Note to self:
Dont over use your so-called charm, it might get you into trouble. Some people maybe mistaken for your casual gentlemanliness as an act of flirtiness.

Maybe you should start carrying small signages that says "Casual", "Serious", "We're Just Friends", "I Like You So and So Only La", "I Really Like You", "I Dont Know You, But I'd Like To" etc.


July 10, 2007

Keep walking on the wild side a bit more today, and you'll see that it can pay off.

A little taste of stability makes you hungry for more. Being responsible doesn't mean you have to be boring. If anything, when you're accountable for your actions, you have more freedom to discover who you really are.

Note to self:
When people gives you advice, like for example todays' horoscope, they didn't expect you to go overboard with the being honest thingy. Like everything in life, overdoing something is never a good thing. doing something half-heartedly is not a good thing too. So whatever you do, do it in the right quantity. There's a certain right dose of everything. You'll learn as you live. Or is it you'll learn as you leave?


July 11, 2007

Listen to your internal voice, and don't be afraid to share what you're feeling.

Someone's fast-talking ways and impeccable style bowl you over. Go ahead and let yourself get swept away in the whirlwind, but keep one foot on the ground. Sooner or later, you'll want your own life back.

Note to self :
"Hi, how are you? Can I take your order, sir?" Is not flirting! Maybe there's something more on how people look at your etc. but that's just people being nice to you because it's your birthday. Enough said.

And dont ever do something radical because someone you like asks you to. He or she might not like you anymore after that.


July 12, 2007

If you want something done right today, you are going to have to do it yourself.

So this isn't exactly a love triangle, but lots of complicated connections are happening right now, to say the least. Try sitting with it for a while. You have to know what's going on before you know how to fix it.

Note to self:
Doing something yourself doesn't mean you can do it the right way. What you can ask other people to do, you ask 'em to do. It's called delegating things you Einstein! Applicable when you want some free time for yourself getting busy doing absolutely nothing.

Love triangle? Come on!you know it's a love triangle even before you see the signs. Maybe you're blind. Maybe you're dumb. Maybe you're blind and dumb and mentally retarded.


July 13, 2007

As soon as you wake up in the morning, you'll feel full of high energy -- use it!

You haven't done anything wrong, so why do you feel guilty? That is a puzzle. It's time to look at the cycles of your moods. Something triggers this kind of emotion and it's time to figure out what it is.

Note to self:
When you're full of energy, do something that will surely benefit your personal growth. A hard-on doesn't count as one unless you're 80 years old and having a hard time to get it hard.


July 14, 2007

New beginnings are not always effortless, but this relationship has much potential.

You're not really sure what all this means, but who says you have to have all the answers anyway? A little ambiguity is good for the soul -- it keeps you on your toes. You can handle whatever this is.

Note to self:
Yes, a new beginning doesn't always effortless, for example, the solar system began with a big bang (considering the scientific facts and what not). Then there's the cooling off period as the planets cool down, some stays hot and some cools down, some cool down so much that they freeze. Then Earth got hit by the imaginary Thea and the moon was formed and water vapors and then millions or billions of years later single celled organisms and the multi-cellular lifeforms and then we humans got smart and crawled out of trees and walk upright and invented cheesecakes and Starbucks.


July 15, 2007

Following your impulses is a very risky strategy today -- toss facts into the mix.

An awe-inspiring event makes you realize how little you understand your own potential. It's fascinating -- and a little scary, too. Now that you have an inkling of what you can do, it's time to find out more.

Note to Self:
Considering how dangerous everything is nowdays, nothing is frightening. Stay home. Do laundry (you might risk electrocuted), stay in bed (there's a risk of stroke due to lethargic way of life), stay in with a friend (your friend might suddenly lose sanity and stab you to death, be serious, you dont have any friends to take home anyway.), sit infront of the computer and type nonsense (you'll cut oxygen supply to your tiny brain and die because of hunching infront of the computer for too long). Enough!