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ZODIAC SIGNS

Once you have read this thread, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions.

Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line.

This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning and it only gets worse from there.



ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. (Hmm... No wonder my past loves were mostly Arians...)

TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward. (I used to date a Taurean too)

GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(Hehehe... Hahaha... Hihihi... Sat, nak komen...
Nice(???!!!).

Love is one of a kind (More like 1 kind for each lovers, usually simultaenously).

Great listeners (Oooo... you mean they're great in preteding that they are listening...)

Very Good in the you know where (Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh YES!!!)...

Lover not a fighter (the tongue is mightier than the sword, a real sword!), but will still knock you out (with insults and accusations).

Trustworthy(totally unreliable... If he/she goes out to buy something on Sunday, dont expect them to come back until the next Saturday, learn to live with that, and you'll be OK).

Always happy (in public, if he/she lives with you, you'll understand what I'm talking about).

Loud (Nope... No moaning, no huffing/puffing).

Talkative (if he/she not making fun of you, then maybe he/she making fun of someone else, or maybe complaining about work, then continue complaining about body aches, then complaining about you not listening to what he/she is complaining about...).

Outgoing (with other people)

VERY FORGIVING (after you've pleaded, begged, cried your heart out, after seven working days).

Loves to make out (mine's must be defective... Always trying to avoid IT using lame excuses...).

Has a beautiful smile (TRUE).

Generous (errr? You mean when they go shopping for themselves?).

Strong (YEAP).

THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE (I'm dumbfounded in a good way). 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. )

p/s: I'm dating 1 at the moment.

CANCER - The Cutie

MOST AMAZING KISSER.

Very high appeal.

Love is one of a kind.

Very romantic.

Most caring person you will ever meet!

Entirely creative.

Extremely random (random as in not in anyway reffering to random sexually) and proud of it.

Freak.

Spontaneous.

Great telling stories.

Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it.

Someone you should hold on to. (This worth repeating a few times more... Someone you should hold on to. Someone you should hold on to. Someone you should hold on to. )

12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. (The person who did this study and wrote this is a REAL genius!)

LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One That Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with.. you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke Very Good sense of humour. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward

PISCES - The Partner For Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Centre of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humour!!! Thoughtful. Always lets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.