New Phone... Not So new...

Hmmm... Temptations... Temptations... this new year is full of it... Three days into the new year and I've succumbed to one (well, quite a few... But dont feel like sharing)...

One funny thing happened to me earlier today... i went out to pay my internet and electricity bills... Being clumsy as I am... I stappled both the phone bills and the electric bill together, in case I dropped them in the middle of the road...

Then I went to the bank... Then I walked two blocks to the TM Shop to pay my internet and phone bills. Seperti biasa... Chit chat with the TM staff... I dont mind people asking me questions like "You ke yang dating dengan that super hot someone ?" or "How's (insert celebrity name here) been doing?" tapi ini dia tanya aku "Dah kahwin ke belum?" SIAO! Lepas bayor bill aku jalan ke kereta and drove to....

Drove like bodo2 to TNB. I got there... took my number and waited for my turn... Only to have the girl senyum kambeng at me saying...

"Abang... Bill ni dah bayar..."

I was like "Oh... Mungkin mamat kat TM office tu terkoyak my bills... How much do i need to pay?"

Then the girl looked at me one kind and said "Dia dah kira sekali kat kedai TM tu..."

I pulak dah termalu, then i said "Oh, ya ka? Saya tak tau pulak yang kat kedai TM tu bley bayo bill api... Eh... Malunye..."

SIAO! At least I made the counter girls' day by making her laugh... Charity tu...

This year is going to be swell...

Me and Mr. Ashraff went makan Beryani kat area Langkawi Mall... Had Chicken Beryani+Palak Panner+Mango Lassi+ Juice... The total= RM26++ for 2 persons makan... cheap kan? Due to my pristine public-relation skills... I dapat 50% off... Muahaha...

Then malam me and Ms. Mirinda went for Delifrance jetty Point... Had Egg Devine Sandwich+ Soup+Salad, while Ms. Mirinda had Chicken Lasagna (She wanted to feel like Garfield tonite), then we shared the Delifrance Signature Bread Pudding with Ice cream (which is basically bengkang roti boh kismis ngan eskrem)...

Jumpak plak Ms. Sufina ngan her Dad... Selamba dog je yours truly pi salam ngan subang ganaz kat tinga dua2 belah lain with her dad... Sure abah dia cancel my name from potential menantu list... Hahaha...

Anyway, Ms. Sufina forwarded me a video of a (suspected) underaged student... Very "talented" girl... Full of "potential"...

Budak2 zaman skarang...

I mean people have been having sex since there were people... Tapi yang sekarang ni hangat diperkatakan dan makin berleluasa is because almost everyone ada camera phone...

Dulu berapa kerat sangat orang ada video camera kan? lagi pun kalo tgh bernafsu a.k.a. in the mood, tiba2 boyfren ato girlfren pegang video cam tak ke nervous yang sorang lagi tu kan?

At least kalo pegang henpon tu takde la rasa cimon sangat kan(cimon means gabra kot... Mr. Firdaus my best friend kat SP selalu pakai perkataan tu)?....

Oh, before I stop typing... I bought another handphone... Nokia N70. I know it's an old model... Punya pasal aku la aku nak beli HP apa pun... aku pakai duit sendiri... Bleh camtu?

Dan bagi merasmikan my handphone baru/lama/baru... Pix...

Cik Mirinda Malini dalam keadaan kandid sedang mereply mesej bawah meja...

Cik Sufina Halim dengan "gaya tak tau nak cakap gaya apa" sedang mempromosikan jadual konti bulan Januari 2008 mini dibelakang tag kerjanya. Tak mandi dari pagi beb... Muahaha...

Oleh kerana kalian takmo pose lawa2... Aku pakai je gambo tak ready korang sebagai thumbnail bila korang tipon aku... naik ler gambo ni kat henpon aku... Punya pasal aku la... Henpon aku... Aku nak buat ape pun....

Huah huah huah... I am so jaghat!