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So here I am. Slept at 3 and woke up and six. And the funny thing is, I am wide awake.

I know I promised to do myself a favor and not to think too much about things. But I can't help myself. I guess I have to agree with someone who said to me that I am a very insecure person looking like a very secure one. That was many, many years back. It took me many many years to see it.

I guess at least it is better to see the true value of an advice rather than not to be able to see it at all.

This pre-birthday jitters is killing me.

Yesterday was good.

Yesterday was bad.

Yesterday was good.

I am alone.

I'm with someone.

I feel alone. But that's OK. I've been that way since as long as I can remember.

Anyway... Therapy!

From this...

To this!

Kah Kah Kah... Mangsa terbaru kena botak ngan aku... Akakaka... Sori ye Ez...

Nanti la aku blogging2 lagi... Ade keja nak buat... Nak sambung pikir... Shud I do Hot and Happenin'? Dono... Nanti la aku pikir...

Ada Apa Dengan Ikon Bahagian Kedua

Madonna the Conty Dominatrix.

The long shiny thingy is not something to "poke" someones' orifice with.

It's a water flask.

The Spactic Four

Lisham Dahmer strangling a willing victim 1.

Lisham Dahmer learns that Nani enjoys Bondage.

Nani dah insaf..

Tebal siot make-up ala2 bak kata Rosyam Nor... "tepung gomak"

Pleasure Cruise dalam Van RTM

"Adibah Nor risau tak dapat bayaran show"

I know it's wrong to do this... But WTH... Wakakaka... Huargh... Huargh...

(Gelak sampai tergolek)

jes for laughs

Oooo... Who's that sexy lil' thing in black???

Wow! Will Smith (in drag) and in Langkawi... Kwang kwang kwang...

No lah... It's just Madonna J. hahahaha... Mati la kena santau kat opis nanti...

Ikon Shoot and Ronda-Ronda Satu Pulau Day...

Waaa... Pakcik kena pilih untuk mewakili opis pakcik untuk ditampilkan, dishowcasekan dan difofularkan dalam IKON (siot je...) Long story short.. Gambo2...

Pakcik setelah di"comelkan" oleh Boss pakcik...

Pakcik ngan Ms. Nurul Razihan Radzi (pose ala2 yantie... Siapa yantie? yantie dari indo dong~ Hanya pakcik je yang kenal yantie tu)...

Pakcik ngan Uncle Haji Said

(If the technicians buat band... it'll be named... Meet Uncle Said... La la la la.. hari2 kerja...)

Pakcik dengan (regardless of her size... Kejam siot statement!) Baby (seriously... Her name is Baby)

Pakcik ngan Mr. Sharol "Jolie" (Clue- See the lips)

Pakcik ngan Madonna J. (ala2 Rosario Dawson pun ada... ala2 ahli paperdolls pun ada sket...)

Pakcik (pose cak-cak ngan niat jahat) ngan Ms. Nani "Molly"

Pakcik kat Kutub Utara (posing ala2 Natalie Imbruglia aka. pose nak terkucil)

Pakcik atas cable car. Kononnya model SKII...

Malaysia Water Festival 2008 Has Ended... Phew!

Pix of Crazy People.

Everybody's gone gaga because of too much sun...

Brain over-heated...

Having your favorite shades imprinted on your face is no fun...

I OD-ed on Vitamin D and Sunscreen-Deficiency Syndrom.

Made a Few "New Friends" Ngeee...

My Baby is on silent Mode...

Slept Alone at Aseania... Hot Shower... A/C on lowest setting... Bliss!

Mr. Fairuz (Suara Pecah!), Ms. Sufina (nak "RELAI" katanya), Ms/Mdm/Ms Madonna "Jackson" John (kena gi X-RAY pinggang), Myself (Itam, suara pecah, akit lutut, sun-burned etc) all affected.

I'm Here

1. Pantai Kok / Telaga Harbour Park at sunset

(edited by Tukangtaip)

2. Pantai Kok / Telaga Harbour Park at sunset

(edited by some crazy dude that looks me)

3. Sunset at an unnamed island (actually the island have a name, but I forgot la)

taken by a dude named Nazir who works upstairs at my office.

(edited by me)


4. Lagenda Apartments (right view from my balcony at sunset)

(edited by me)

5. Pantai Kok / Telaga Harbour Park at sunset

edited by me

Ok, last night I went to a jap restaurant with Ms. Halina & Ms. Mirinda. Got a bag full of little bags of high Q coffee and the makan was good, considering Ms. Halina got a complimentary lobster from the chef and the lobster was good. As last night was my first time to actually eat a lobster (I wont order anything that would cost more than 1 day pay) so ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to confirm what I read on the net, that lobster tastes like crab, with a prawn texture, slightly abit chewier is true, but that's not my point.

After a holiday in Bali/Jakarta, Ms. Sufina and Ms. Mirinda acted strange. When I say both of them acting strange... I mean they're acting stranger than normal. Ms. Sufina got a "serious case of jet-lag", and Ms. Mirinda "suffered from a combination of things". She said, "no matter where you go, Langkawi is such a beautiful place, I dont know why people travel outside" among many other things.

That's weird.

But then again, I suspected that maybe it's something else. Something to avoid THE QUESTION.

and the QUESTION is where's my souvenir?

3 Cs' for breakfast at noon

My breakfast for today - Coffee+Ciggies+Camera = Creativity (or it could be "craziness")

Last night Madonna texted me at 1++am saying "1 June 2007 10.00am mesyuarat Hari Bertemu Pelanggan di bilik mesyuarat. Be there or be square..."

In case you're wondering who's this Madonna, well she's not THE Madonna, but simply Madonna John. She's such a sweet girl. infact, she's so sweet that I couldn't help myself from posting her SMS here. Keh, keh, keh.

Earlier today, she sent me another one saying " Guess what? Puk*ma* tol la boss ko tu datang at 1130 and kata takde meeting. He just ask us to come and meet it seems. Ciba* betul. Next time takde surat jangan harap I pegi apa2 meeting!"

To which I replied "Hello? My boss is your boss too, OK?"

Still waiting for her reply until now.

P/S: I know this is so lame, but I could not resist... Oh! No! The lights... It's beautiful... I... I... I cannot feel the second joint of my pinky finger...

Right! The drama!