Friday, July 18, 2008

A Weekend with Moi...


So many things to type... MALAS... Tgk gambo je dolu...

AWAS

-PORNO COMEL/CUTE PORNS-




- END OF PORNO COMEL/CUTE PORNS -


Ez pakai cekak Shrek.

Ez jadik penyamun tarbus.

Durian Perangin (Pakaian Pakcik ini ditaja oleh Milo)

LAKSA! Makan Time!

Kenapa time makan orang yang manyak cakap pun tak cakap manyak?

Ayaq Nyioq! So Shioq!

Pokok apa ntah...

Close-up... Pokok ni ada tangkai bunga ala2 Hoya (Hoya: tangkai bunganya akan berbunga berkali-kali sampai la korang gatai tangan gi potong tangkai itu.)

Kak CT dari belakang ngan aksi ceria bergoyang atas titi gantung.

Kak CTngan anakangkat baru.

Kak CT ngan Ez posing ala2 lapaq takpenah tgk durian.

Ez muka tak ready.

Ez tgh bagi makanikan kaloi sambil nyanyi2 kecil.

Kononnya kat Brazil.

Lagi gambo konon2 kat Brazil.

Kata saksi: Saya nampak Bigfoot kat Langkawi!

Tak caya? rupa dia cam ni...sembunyi celah batu.

Opsss... Kes sila tgk... Kak CT rupanya...

Keta aku ngan Ez.


Mamam2 di Kedai Chambe...









Pasir Tengkorak sebelum ujan lebat... Dan aksi lari dalam utan tgh ujan...










Thursday, July 17, 2008

Gila Work

Gila Works these past few days. Too busy to post. I'll come back later doh.
Rough plot of the movie... The key word is to "visualise"...


Opening scene: Old wife must die! Strangle her with your laptop charger or something. Be creative.

Ms. "Jackson" trying to persuade the innocent lil kid with coklat...


Umpan coklat menjadi...

I nyanyi lam ati lagu Britney "Am not that innocent" Wakaka...
The look on Ms. Helens' face : Priceless...

Pertandingan Hidung mancung peringkat saringan ngan Ez... Dari tepi konpom idung dia menang tanpa bertanding... My idung takat 2 tingkat jek... Idung dia tu 5 tingkat... Hmmm... Original kah hidung itu?

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Post 29th Birthday


Huh... Hari ni ler hari yang paling best, sebab pakcik berjaya melakukan sesuatu yang dah lama pakcik delay... Sambil nyanyi lagu Cyndi Lauper- Who Let in the Rain... Pakcik kemas bilik... Wakakaka... Part yang nostalgia tu sambil boh cadar yang baru dibasuh setelah ntah berapa lama, bila mai part lagu tu goes... "I'm smoothing over promises made in these sheets..." Rasa cam nak bakar je cadar itu.


Anyway, tadik pakcik gi opis, terpaksa la bermuka-mukaan ngan orang japs, then Cik Sufina Halim diajak oleh Cik Halina Kajamydin makan laksa lalu mengajak aku sekali. Tunggu punya tunggu, Cik Halina x sampai... Mis-komunikasi-ed pulak. Takpe... Then otw balik, Kitorang singgah kat Underwater World sebab ada dua kemungkinan, satu- pakcik minum air banyak dua- pakcik nyer pundi kencing turut kecik sebab berat badan pakcik turun mendadak, so sebab tak tahan nak terkucil, pakcik gi kucil kat Duty Free kat situ.


Alih2... Pakcik terselak dan terpandang satu baju itu...


Kepercayaan chinese, naga selalunya ngan burung phoenix, naga=male, burung tu=female,

kesimpulannya naga ngan naga, korang pikir la sendiri.


Baju penuh

Pakcik tengah bergaya ala model sambil tayang isi kandungan almari make-up pakcik. Cantik giler baju nieh... Leh pakai gi dinner, harus orang tak tgk orang len dah. Silk tu. Siap ngan hand-embroidery ngan benang emas tu... Baju paling mahal dalam koleksi baju pakcik... Wakakaka... Hadiah dari Cik Piena ngan Ms. Helen... Sayang gak dorang kat aku... Aritu Tablet PC, skang baju plaks...

Bila nak masuk meminang I? Wakakaka... Harus kena santau ato kena karate tengkok kat opis kalo dorang baca nieh....

Post Mid-Life Crisis slash Birthday Depression

Yeap. It's hard to believe I could spend a day, 24 hours that's 1440 minutes or 86, 400 seconds being utterly severely, really really really stressed out and depressed.

Now I'm feeling better. So after countless missed calls and messages and death threats, I'm happy to say that I am back to normal again.

The past is in the past but I'll keep them close for future refferences.

Anyway, back to the reason I am still up at this time- just finished chatting with someone (on the net, on the phone, on the net again). I just finished watering my plants.

The room is in a messy messy malu kat tetamu state and I am expecting a guest in a day or two... This is the time I wish my house is full of carpets. Why? Because, easier for me to sweep everything under the carpet la... Last years' mistake.

Hahaha... So Ms. Halina and Ms. Sufina are planning to have a big birthday bash for our circle of friends... BBQ or dinner. I still have my "unlimited dinner for two @ The Restaurant Andaman". Maybe we'll have something. Barbeque anyone?

Someone suggested that we all fly to Penang and celebrate there. Bila lagi dak nak merasa celebrate birthday ramai2 kat Condo Kak Ani dak?

Kak CTs' birthday coming soon. Hmm... I think I'm gonna take her out for makan2. I am so happy with the tablet PC, rasa kekok plaks guna desktop bila ada notebook nieh... Wakakaka...

Tadik kat opis aku dengan jahatnya berposing2 tangkap video sendiri lam konti. Video takleh upload haaa... Malu weh...

Kang terbongkar bakat miming aku yang terpendam nih. Abes keja gi kuar makan ngan Halina. Aku makan tomyam untuk 2 orang ngan nasik suku pinggan...

Kenyang beb. Then gi beli bekas untuk boh ulo sowo gue. Waduh... Mahal banget.

Balik umah aku tatau nak buat apa... walaupun manyak benda nak kena buat...

Xpe, esok aku prepare apa yang patut. Benda2 yang harus aku buat- panggil orang repair akuarium yang bocor, kemas bilik, buang or at least simpan lam kotak baju2 pree aku, kemas bilik, kemas bilik, kemas bilik.

Anyway, esok (jap lagi la) nak gi opis japs... Ada benda lom settle...

Baik aku tido dolu...

Nite nite world.


Kelembuan melanda diri ini time keja...

Saturday, July 12, 2008

I Waited, But Nothing Happened...

guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. so you might as well live..
When one swallows one too many sleeping pill, one will get extremely sleepy and wake-up with a major hangover minus the alcohol...

Friday, July 11, 2008

I am a year older

i'am so confused, 1 year ago i was so sure about what i wanted. this year, i am s bitter as i was the day i packed my bag and left everything behind.

this year, i truly got what i wanted.

1 year. 365 days. 1 full circle. I've progressed so fast and yet today I am back where I began. Last year.

I was single-had a serious crush with someone-was in love (this is where everything went blurry- I see frown, huge smile, screams, sighs, making out, breakingup, making out again, breaking up again, repeat, your laughter, my tears, my confessions, your lies, the sad times, the happy times)

It's all a blur. But 1 thing that for sure, I am misssing someone.

I know I shouldn't be missing this person but I am. Maybe today is the last day on which I'll allow myself to missing the person(s) that I've missed and move on with my life, which is... Which one ah? So many lives, so many names, I'm struggling to keep up.

Every year I died or it feels like it.

So another year gone by, another chapter. I'll keep on doing this, until the story ends.

Enough about the sad and depressing stuffs in my life. It's all in my head. You are what you allow yourself to show to other people.

Remember when I went to see notebooks for myself? I went to see the Asus EEE PC, then the Manhattan Mini-PC (with touch-screen right?) Both are about RM1,600.00. Then I saw that darn nice Compaq Presario 1286 TU at RM2,800.00 which I can afford, I think. Then after serious discussion... TADA!


Ms. Sufina & Ms. Halina surprised me by buying me a notebook/tablet pc! All the other hadiah yg i dapat. SUKe GileR Ngan BENDa nlEH slap LeH tulis2 LAglK ala2 Notepad cam lpHoNe tapl BeSaQ.
Apa dia menatang nih?
Japs ye...
HP Pavilion tx2100 Entertainment Notebook PC
For the power of an entertainment notebook PC, the versatility of a tablet PC and the convenience of a touchscreen, the tx2000 has everything you are looking for - all wrapped in an attractive, sleek package.

Features

Featuring genuine Windows Vista® Home Basic or Premium for superior digital entertainment and advanced features

Featuring a 12.1 inch diagonal widescreen high-definition touchscreen display and a built-in digitiser for handwriting with a battery-less rechargeable eraser pen, you can use the tx2000 as a notebook PC or a handwriting tablet

AMD dual core processors and NVIDIA® GeForce® Go graphics provide the speed you need when you are on the move.

With three operational modes - PC mode for notebook computing, display mode for watching TV or movies and tablet mode for handwriting or gaming, the tx2000 is truly versatile

Weighing-in at just under two kilograms, the tx2000 is wrapped in a stunning new Echo HP Imprint design, a circular pattern that reverberates with energy as each ring spreads and connects with the others

Specifications

Processor type AMD Turion™ 64 X2 Mobile Technology TL-60 • , Level 2 cache 512 KB + 512 KB, Up to 1600 MHz system bus running at AC/DC mode 35 Watt
Operating system installed Genuine Windows Vista® Home Premium 32-bit
Standard memory 2048 MB
Memory layout (2 x 1024 MB)
Internal drives Internal hard disk drive 160 GB
Hard disk controller SATA Hard Disk Drive
Hard disk drive speed 5400 rpm
Optical drive type Lightscribe Super Multi DVD Writer (+/-R +/-RW) with Double Layer support
System features
Memory card device 5-in-1 integrated Digital Media Reader for Secure Digital cards, MultiMedia cards, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, or xD Picture cards
Modem High speed 56K modem
Network interface Integrated 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN
Wireless technologies 802.11 pre-n
Wireless capability Bluetooth® wireless networking
External I/O ports 3 USB 2.0, 1 VGA port, 1 RJ11 modem connector, 1 RJ45 ethernet connector, S-video TV out, 2 headphones-out one w/ SPDIF out, 1 mic-in, 2 remote control infrared ports (remote optional), integrated stereo mic, cable docking connector
Expansion slots One ExpressCard/34 slot
Display size 12.1” WXGA High-Definition HP BrightView Widescreen Display
Display resolution 1280 x 800
Video adapter NVIDIA® GeForce™ Go 6150
Video RAM Up to 527 MB Total Available Graphics Memory
Control panel HP QuickPlay media player software and its dedicated menu controls, music and DVD buttons
Ergonomic features
Integrated finger print reader ; Integrated Touch-screen (Pen input optimized) ; Integrated pen for touch screen ; Media control buttons located on panel
Webcam HP Pavilion WebCam with Integrated Microphone
Remote control HP Mini Remote Control
Internal audio 3D Sound Blaster Pro compatible sound 16 bit integrated
Speakers and microphone Altec Lansing® speakers
Keyboard 101 key compatible keyboard
Pointing device Touch Pad with On/Off button and dedicated vertical Scroll Up/Down pad, volume control, mute buttons, 3 Quick Launch Buttons
Power supply type 65 W AC Power Adapter
Software
Software - Productivity & finance
Microsoft® Works and Microsoft® Office Home and Student 2007 60-Day Trial Version
Pre-installed software
Microsoft® Internet Explorer 7.0; Windows Mail; Adobe® Reader 8.0
Optical drive driver software
Windows Media Player ; Windows Photo Gallery ; DVD Play ; Windows Movie Maker, Windows DVD Maker ; Cyberlink DVD Suite ; Windows Media center, QuickPlay for Windows ; Digital Persona Fingerprint reader software ; HP Total Care Advisor
Software included
Recovery partition (including possibility to recover system, applications and drivers separately); Optional re-allocation of recovery partition; Recovery CD/DVD creation tool; Symantec™ Norton Internet Security™ 2008 (60 days live update); Notebook Help & Support
Dimensions / weight / warranty
Weight 1.92 kg
Package weight 3.93 kg

Dimensions (W x D x H) 22.40 cm (L) x 30.60 cm (W) x 3.13 cm (min) H / 3.87 cm (max) H
Package dimensions (W x D x H) 485 x 112 x 360 mm
Warranty statement
1 year, pick-up and return, parts and labour
Limited warranty coverage and exceptions
A +2 years warranty extension is available - HP Care Pack U4819E or U4821E (including
Accidental Damage Protection) Express service UE601E (D+2 Turn around Time)
At a glance
HP Pavilion tx2130ea Entertainment Notebook PC (KM125EA)

Genuine Windows Vista® Home Premium 32-bit2048 MB250 GBLightscribe Super Multi DVD Writer (+/-R +/-RW) with Double Layer supportNVIDIA® GeForce™ Go 615022.40 cm (L) x 30.60 cm (W) x 3.13 cm (min) H / 3.87 cm (max) H1.92 kg802.11 pre-n
Tu dia...
nI aku tgh nalp pakai notebook baru la! Xyah pakai Kibod2 DaH. MaiN tuLis2 Jek!

I just want to be alone tonight, so we went early to McDs to have a very long chat.

Very interesting story.

It's good to have a chat about our lives instead of talking about other peoples'. It's good to know that we can talk about something by saying as it is rather than waiting for someone to bring it up and adding our own comments.

I am not feeling good, last night I went to the clinic to get another injection. This time around, my cute (used-to be) butt kena ngan doktor itu. Adei... Kebas satu kaki belah kiri. Benci tol. It's hard to be strong when your body starts to fall apart. Nothing serious tho. Everyone's dying. Doesn't matter if one dies early. People are being born every seconds. It's a viscious cycle. But hey, that's life.

For my friends who had endured me and my unbelievable mood-swing for a full year, Thank you all for being a friend, for being there when I needed support and for disappearing when I needed my space.

For those who barely made it, Thanks anyway, consolation prize- I wont be bothering you and you and you anymore this year. Maybe we will meet as strangers who looks familiar. Maybe we will never meet again. Who knows, life's full of surprises. You can gain a lot and you can lose a lot in time.

For someone who asked me, what was my wish for last year, thank you. For everything.

TQ guys foR The wondeRFuL BlRTHDay PReSent(s) aND THE PRe-BlrtHday DinnER .





anotheR Look at the notebook. It's foldable, with touch-screen. It's a HP.



Anyway TQ2, to everyone who sent me an sms or two wishing me happy birthday. If you expect a reply from the message, then you don't really know me that well.

Thank you all for everything.

The good, the bad , all the illusions, deceptions, the false, love and hatred, the sweet and the bitter.

Thank you.

If I am unreachable, that's just me being me. I just want to be alone for a while. To get my head right.

It's my compulsory annual-mega-dose of depression. I need it badly. Hope you guys will understand.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

ARGHH... MID-LIFE CRISIS

I am here. Now. at the present.

I used to be there. Back then. In the past.

I can be tough, I can be tender and sweet, cruel and mean. I can laugh. I can cry. I can be forgiving. I can be harsh. I can be anything and everything I want. But only when I am alone.

If only life is rewind-able and fastforward-able I'd hit the rewind button to the happier times and replay my life as often as I cared to.

The saddest thing is, once things pass you by, it's gone. You can try and make it happen again but it wont be the same. It wont feel the same. The memory is like a magnifying glass. It focuses things, it distorts things, making them seems more beautiful, making them dull.

For someone who lets live to flow without any planning, I think I'm doing OK. It could've been better. It could've been great.

All the tings I've gained, everything I've lost, I might've seemed so unmoved by them, but that's doesn't mean I really don't care about the pleasure and pain I am feeling.

Life is really like a roller-coaster ride. Once the train leaves, then there's nothing else you can do. Just wait out for the ride to over. You can scream, you can cover your eyes, have a heart-attack, whatever, I'll see you on the other side at the end of the ride.

Foreign Language Course Graduation by LTAC

Aku ngan Azifi MTPL. Dia jaga aku kat pentas...

Me muka jahat siang tadik kat kat tangga.


Me mencekik Miss Dwi tanpa sebab waktu tgh survey laptop. Aku nak beli laptop besok jugak!


Me kena cekik ngan Band Hybrid Tone



Aku kena cekik ngan student kelas bahasa Japan.




Aku dapat hamper: Best Dressed Male... Wakaka... Aku jadik Emcee!



Aku ngan Hamper aku!


Tuesday, July 08, 2008

I am so Lonely. Words cannot Describe.


Saw Ez on TV.


Didn't know that we can watch RTM1, RTM2, TV3 on the net.


Heh. Now we know.


Then repotted the plants. Broke off 1 huge N. bicalcarata pitcher. Beruk tol.

Takde mood dah nak mengubah pasu.

Went online. Geminians are a handful. Enuff said.

Then the phone rang. Unknown number.


Usually I dont answer unknown number but I did anyway. Safuan of S.I.M. band called to say hi...


That's really really really really really really really really really really really ODD.


Anyway, he called just to say hi.

So I continued repotting my plants. Layan sms ngan Ez. Menambahsemakkan umah aku. Cam biasa.

Then another unknown number. Land-line.

Angkat. Halo. Jabatan Bomba. Huh? Rupa2nya, benda yang aku booking dah sampai! Comel siot.


Aku belanja satu balai bomba sebab benda nih... Takpe, malam tak ramai offcier yang bertugas.

(Tiba2 je buat sora MC formal) Dengan ini, kami dengan berbesar hati, memperkenalkan my pet and also my long-term companion... (Sound effect) TADA!


My Baby waktu mula2 sampai umah.

My baby after 10 minutes stopped biting, sejuk, ske la tu tido atas tangan orang.

My Baby lagi... Comelkan?

Ok... Juliana told me that I'm crazy because of this. I am not crazy. Why a snake is better than a dog/cat/lover/scandal:

1. Snakes only bite when they're hurt/threatened.

2. Snakes can be cruel and bite, it's OK, because they're cold-blooded.

3. You can love them for years, and they still can bite/strangle you, their excuse: their snakes.

4. Snakes doesn't say bad things to your face just to piss you off.

5. Snakes doesn't yell at you when you make them go to the bank because you have no cash.

6. Snakes are cheaper to mantain compared to a girlfriend/boyfriend.

7. A snake doesn't sms you to ask you to go home straight from work because he/she wants something.

8. Snakes doesn't lie, even if they magically they could, they have forked tongue, what's your excuse?

Monday, July 07, 2008

Blek... I'm Bored, Wanna Die.

Another gila day (made everyone went yenne-dei?) at the office. I am officially known as Mamat Strangler.

PIX!

Piena the Strangler

The victim fights back!

The victim dengan handsomenya membalas dendam.

Mr. Shahir (jurukamera RTM paling ensem, kata orang) nampak cam kena cabul (and he looked like he was enjoying it!) Siap terangkat kaki tu!


Mencekik-cekik bersama sedara PKZ.


Flash Back : Hot and Happening Weekend in Langkawi 2008.


Nampak kecik je aku atas pentas... Dorang tatau aku tengah stage-fright tuh!


Aku turut turun padang berebut belon (aku tukang bagi pecah je!) Dalam belon2 itu ada hadiah wei!

Aku ngan Pengurus Besar Majlis Tindakan Pelancongan Langkawi, Abang Shah.

Mind-Lag

When something happens, one usually experience it in real-time.

But sometimes, when the mind is not willing to experience something, the world just seems to worm-holed through and then suddenly you realised that the experience had passed you by.

The world changes. Everyone changes. There's only 1 absolute in this world, that's changes.

The world is changing. I am changing.

We mourn when people dies but we all are dying right now and the funny thing is, we dont feel sad about it.

I've done things that I shouldn't do. I feel good about it. That's bad.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Hot and Happening 2008 Dalam Kenangan...


DJ Hot ngan DJ Happening tengah melakonkan fantasi terhebat.


Adoi! Macam nak tercabut kepala tumit aku...

Apa2 pun... Aku rasa organizer rasa event kali ni memang best... Walaupun aku penat nak mampos idop balik... Nanti aku share apa yang menarik waktu tu.



Pix.

Abang ni aku rasa dia femes, tapi aku x kenal.


Akak Fairuz Hussein... Bila kurindu... Aku tersebut namamu...


Khai Wildlife kena cekik.

Cubaan mencekik yang nampak cam nak kiss molot ke molot... Wakaka..


Nyonya ni aku tak ingat nama... Tapi dah 2-3 kali aku jumpak dia waktu buat event, kena cekik!

Syafiq KK Sound kena cekik! Over-acting siot!

Cousin Aush, overacting jugak!


Sepupu Aush... DJ apa ntah... Aku buat dia kusyen yang empuk dan bergerak2.

Adik Aizat yang comel kena cekik belakang pentas ngan aku...


Ahli Fiqir teringin nak cekik aku sebab dorang tgk aku asik cekik orang sambil tangkap gambo...

Kumpulan S.I.M. takmau lepas peluang mencekik aku gaks...

Belah kanan tu Safuan, lawak gile mamat tu. Aku tanya dia budak mana... dia bagi aku alamat penuh siap ngan cakap nak ajak kuar, kena mintak izin mak bapak dia lagi, aku balas, kalo aku nak bawak dia kuar, aku cekik dia bagi pengsan, aku kidnap je.


Aku mencekik Cik Baiti dari MTPL. Dia ni secara rasminya mangsa buli aku, tiap2 kali jumpak, harus ada je benda aku paksa dia buat, paling tidak pun aku paksa dia senyum. Hahaha...


Aku dengan ganasnya mencekik Abang Zul Yahya (look-a-like) Z of MTPL aka Mr. Stage Manager sebab selalu bagi benda last minit lepas tu cancel pun selepas aku dah buat announcement.

Aku tgh lepak lam troli dan dicekik oleh Minah jaga stage (sori, nama aku tak ingat la)


Aku balas dendam! Pompuan tak pompuan, tak kira jantina, aku cekup boh lam troli pehtu aku cekik dia...


Aku kat tempat favorite aku kat opis...


Highlights:


* Aku buli Aizat jalan penguin


* Aku cekik orang


* Orang cekik aku


* Aku rasa nak cekik orang betul2


* Orang tanya aku "Ada campo darah benggali ke?"


* Orang tanya aku "Ada campo darah siam ke?"


* Orang tanya aku "Ada campo darah cina ke?" (Amat jauh skali!)


* Orang tanya aku "U ni bangsa apa ek?"


* Orang cakap aku muda lagi dari Aush, aku ske!


* Orang ngorat aku, aku layan sket2 je


* Aku ngorat orang, orang tak layan


* Aku jatuh tangga belakang stage (sapa pun tatau)


* Aku ske sangat dok lam troli kat belakang stage, dulu kecik2 kat supermarket takde troli.


* Miss Helenz cakap aku hyper semalam, dia tatau, aku overdose gula.


* Ade satu makcik tu, aku rasa makcik yang sama yang lepak ngan Kak Oner atas cable car aritu. Bila aku tgk dia, dia tgk aku, aku angguk2 geleng2, dia pun ikut, rupa2nya makcik tu latah kategori serious, hmmm... Harus la masuk list mangsa favorite usikan aku.


* Model catwalk pompuan tu sorang ada buat rambut cam aku tapi aku lagi cantik, sebab aku reti senyum. Muka ala2 kena cucuk botox satu muka, langsung tak senyum pompuan itu.


* Ada orang cakap (lebey dari sorang) "abang/adik/u/hang/engko ni best la... Sure happening giler idup abang/adik/u/hang/engko ni kan?" (dorang talak tau funyer, kalo idup aku sehappening lakonan aku waktu handle event, harus aku takde kawan ato harus cikeding aku ni)