I'm on my usual crash diet... Which is in fact useless because yesterday before I squeezed all of my 6 pairs of Baju Melayu into my bag to send them to the laundry, I tried the latest one... The second time I tried it on, the first one was infront of my mom back in errr... January? February? Back then it was OK on me... So as I was saying, I tried... And... Dang... I was fat back then... So basically... Losing summore weight will mean I'll have to tie a rubber band to the side of my pants to keep them on...
So in order not to look like a cow, or to put it in a polite way, not to be a cow-sized people person, I had to eat like a cow... I mean first day only fruits (monkey-diet), second day only vegetables (cow diet), Third day fruits and vegetable (both monkey and cow diet), fourth day banana and milk (errr... Baby diet? Makes one pass pale shit, seriously... Shit looks even more shittier without the shitty hue of dark brown), fifth day (hell in the kitchen- tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes and more friggin tomatoes), Sixth day beef/rice with vegetables, last day beef/rice, vegetables and fruit juice...
So I went on a little shopping at Langkawi Parade... I parked my car and headed to the loo (the darn diet demands at least 16 glasses of plain water mind you, my kidneys are cursing me at the moment) so as I was peeing while holding the damn door closed (no selak) I overheard a conversation between a little kid (boy, about 5-6 years old) and his older relative (a young looking father or a brother in late 20s' early 30s')
So both of them were peeing at the urinator, both were laughing and the kid was asking to have a peek at the brothers'/fathers' "you know what" la...
And when I came out from the cubicle I saw the kids was actually looking at the damn thing (smack forehead kuat2 dalam hati)...
Anyway, that was funny in a freaky way...
What else? Work... Like usual... Work for the sake of work and RM... Nothing more, nothing less... Cuti raya approved 5 days, family is going to Kay Hell, so no point going back. Just stay at home for five wonderful, joyous days and sleep... Waaaa... Mebbe I'll repaint the apartment... Who knows...
I seriously love this new labret piercing... Seriously... No pain... But the damn screw on head is so hard to screw on and unscrew off... Though the first on fell off into the sink... Made a few round and dove into the opening... Had to rush to my piercer to get another one and I bought spares... Hehehe... The piercing needle scared the shit out of me... I was like too scared until I forgot the original plan was to snap a video and post them here... Anyway, it was a good thing that I got scared and forgot to take videos... I dont wanna people to see me looking scared...
It was like I was sitting on a chair (We had to do it after the mall was closed for the day as- 1. My piercer doesn't want any distractions... 2. I dont want people I know to walk in and see me getting something hard and shiny shoved into my skin... Lain je bunyi...)
Where was I? yeah... Sitting... The she clamped my lower lips with a wicked looking clamper... The we sat and chat for a while (nervous ooo)... The she practised holding the needle, the she put it onto my skin... Practised summore (I intentionally asked her not to tell me when she was really gonna poke it through) The I felt like something blunt poking into my skin... the sharp pain and then that was it... Getting circumcised hurts even worst and it's not even ornamental (hahaha)...
Enuff already... I'm bored...
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