Dilema Simpang 3...

Just before I signed in here, I had alot of things to write about... Then suddenly... Hehehehe... Ntah... Tetiba jer blank. Takpe2. Type je apa yang terasa nak type... Bukan aku kena bayar pun kalo aku type panjang2 kat sini kan?

Tetiba je terasa jealous kat orang yang dok bercuti kat Slovenia... Haih... Jeles siot... Bertambah jeles bila dengar citer orang tu berulang alik gi bank... Haih... haha...

Antara keliling donia ngan lepak2 atas gunung kebun teh, yang mana satu best ek? Keliling donia best... Masalahnya satu... Aku x reti berenang... Nak keliling donia pakai yatch... Kalo kapal karam... Confirm aku mati dulu... Lepak2 atas gunung kebun teh pun shiok... Tapi... 24-7 ler aku kena keja... Haih...

Stay sini pulak... Rasa cam ada orang pegang pisau steak kat leher je...

Simbolik tak simbol yang aku pilih?

Sorang lagi kawan dah blah dari Langkawi... Haih... Tak shiok ler ko takde beb... Mesti aku rindu giler buli ko tengah2 malam buat benda2 tak senonoh... hahaha... Bukan benda2 tak senonoh haaa... Benda2 gila is more likely...

Ada orang tu pulak, baru frust menonggeng... Teringat pulak time aku frust menonggeng kat kawan kepada orang yang tgh frust menonggeng itu... Berbotol neskopi aku langgah... Sakit buah pinggang aku... Rugi je frust teruk2 kat dia. Rugi masa, tenaga, time tidur dan RM sebab borong neskopi... Haih... Zaman budak2... Heh, sedo x sedo dah 10 tahun... Gila punya cepat masa berjalan... Pejam celik, pejam celik...

Aku ada 1 citer best... tapi, xtau la best ke idak... Citer ni pasal kawan aku... Lebey kurang 6 bulan dulu... Time tu musim ujan... Malam tu kitorang pegi ler nyuluh ikan kat air terjun. Dapat la seko ikan laga batu... Pastukan... Dia kena pindah pi KL.

2-3 hari lepas dia balik Langkawi sebab nak clear rumah dia... 6 bulan tinggal umah kosong, sewa bayar saja... Kaya ko ek? Ikan tu dia tinggal dalam umah... Dalam balang... 6 bulan takde orang kasi makan... Nasib baik air dalam balang tu x kering... Ikan tu idop lagi... Cuma nampak "makin pandai sebab kepala bertambah beso..." Hahaha... Aku pakai ayat kawan aku tu ler...

Aku balas ler balik... Haah, memang ikan tu makin pandai, dia dok exercise otak pikir cara nak kuar dari balang tu... Lepas tu aku cakap la... Bukan kepala ikan tu yang makin beso la ngok. Ikan tu badan dia makin kering...

Ko penah tengok tak orang kebuluran kat Afrika nun? Camtu la rupa ikan tu... Aku malas dah nak gagau aku nyer bluetooth dongle... Nanti la aku post rupa ikan kebuluran tu... Survivor sungguh...

Ntah berapa tan ntah ikan tu dok nyumpah ko, mamat!

Apa yang aku dok ngarut ni ah? Ntah, aku pun no idea...

Arini dapat berita mengejutkan. Berita tak terkejut (expected d) pun ada gaks. Berita dari kampung... Ada orang mampu menunggak bil elektrik sampai mencecah RM1630... Gilers... TNB tak reti2 nak potong ke bil bila tunggakan dah exceed itu deposit? Adus...

Haha... Apa2 pun nah ni tgk gambo ala2 aksi KL Drift (jangan tanya aku, babak mana... Mana aku tau... Aku x penah tgk pilem tu... aku main hantam je boh...). Kawan aku cakap... Poket banyak, kaya... Kaya ka?

Pose tepi jalan... Tunggu keta berenti... Pastu cakap RM80 bang... Huah huah huah...

"Julingan" manja baru mangkit tido... Gedik la lu... 1 word- "Creolan"... Hahaha...

Jahat Giler punya pose...

Salivating profusely... hehehe...

Spent the day feeling tired. Headache... tummyache... every where aching...

Came home and tried to catch some ZzzzzZZZzzz's... Phone rang, incoming text messages... Another phone call... Haiz... Last2 berjaga until almost 4a.m.

I called a massuer... It's fun to have someone kneading ones' muscle, while being naked and reading The World's Greatest Sex and Scandal... Yeap... I was testing this massuers' professional intregrity... Hehehe...

Then went makan2... After kena pelekoh... damn hungry lor...

Then... I saw dat certain someone that I haven't seen in a while... Years...

No... Never wrote anything about this person in here...

So there I was bitching with a friend and then... It was like everything in the world stopped... No sound, no wind, no noise... A vision in light violet and blue jeans... Haiz...

The world is such an unfair place... Some people are born cute... And grows up to be more cute...

And as I was staring at this beautiful (not quite a) stranger... My mind suddenly played Charles and Eddies' song "I Would Stop the World" on loop... Day-mmmmnnn... Hahaha...

Anyway... Overheard someone said this "Just because you have a vagina... That doesn't make you special..."

That is so true... And I love my life!!!

A thing called "Living"...

I got a feeling that this is going to be a very long post... Yeah...

What's happening this week?

Recap...

Got lucky... Three times in a day ain't so bad for somebody that somebody said "got no future"... Right... Unless your life is perfect... Stop talking and commenting about other peoples' life.

I am a very patient person...

I might just snap and break your neck when you push me too hard.

I think bad things always comes in sets of two or three... I noticed that usually when one thing starts to fuck up... One needs to be ready for another one... Yeah... Shit happens...

So I think I've been so very detached lately...

Cant help it... I'm surrounded by dumb people, which are excusable for being dumb. Then there are those smart people acting dumb...

These people should be rounded up and executed like what happened to the Jews last time...

Seriously... Just line them up and shoot them in the head... It's going to be quick and painless. Just splatter their brains on the wall... Very humane.

Just the other day I went to this business establishment.

I was looking for something. So I described what I wanted to the business owner... He said it'll help if I can bring pictures of what i wanted... So OK. I did...

Then I brought some pix to him...

He said he said he have one of the items that I've been looking for... Then he showed me... I told him, it looks similar, but that was not what I wanted...

It's the same type, but different model...

It's like looking to buy a particular make of car, say, a Mercedes and the seller insisted a Proton which is also a car but made from recycled carbonated drink cans...

I thought of qouting the scientific name of what I wanted, but obviously it will be a waste of time and my breath.

So I told him, no, that was not the one I wanted... And then things started to turn ugly...

He said he's been in the business for ten years and he fuckin sure that the item I wanted was the same as the one he had in stock. Duh~

I just smiled, thanked him and left... See... I told you I'm a very patient person. There were lots of nasty, eye-opening factual remarks that I could tell to this persons' face... But I didn't...

Ok... Now that it's here... I'm gonna forget about this ever happened...

Moving on...

Text messaging is evil... Seriously.

Calling people using unidentified number at 2a.m. is evil too... No matter how close (even if you've exchanged bodily fluids) you are with somebody, calling them at 2.a.m. is very rude.

They might be sleeping or having random anonymous sex with strangers at that time.

Hell. I' m not feeling too good today. Woke up with a sharp stabbing headache... Spent the whole day having a headache... Now trying to sleep with a headache (no... not reffering to my ex)...

That's why I'm here, at home, pounding away at my keyboard...

I should be out there, having fun where all the real action is... But I'm actually experiencing the most commonly used "Not tonite dear, I have a headache" excuse...

Oh, people who talks too much over breakfast/lunch/dinner/at work are evil, especially when they talk about others. Hope these people will get severe food poisoning and die on the spot. Flesh eating bacteria is also a good option.

Friends in Kay Hell are making so much fuss about the Earth Hour... Stupid. This so called event to save the earth from global warming. More on this here .

Will it do much help to the damage that the human race had caused to the world we live in? No... I dont think so... But at least we're doing something...

Maybe next year they'll come up with another brilliant way to save the world from global warming.... How 'bout Hold Your Breath for 1 Hour? This will help the earth in more than 1 way... Global warming, over-population of the human vermin... etc etc...

Maybe I'll switch off my lights during that time and take off my clothes and go have anonymous random sex with as many people as possible for one hour...

Oh, speaking of anonymous random sex, Sharul has finally discovered the joy of blogging. Sharuls' blog can be viewed here. Just to make it clear, there's no connection what-so-ever between Sharul and anonymous random sex... It's just that sex sells (and cheap, nowadays) and it's all advertising...

I'm tired.

This blogging thingy had lost its' appeal to me... I need other ways (self-mutilation, nipple torture, penis-torture, bondage, recreational drugs, booze and yes... Random, anonymous sex with strangers) to mentally stimulate my mind...

Dont take me seriously here.

It's all just a mind-fart.

Let's save the earth from global warming, switch off the lights and take off your clothes...

You'll Never Know...

Love feels like this...

Slash, stuff 'em in the garbage bin... Show no mercy... Show no regret...

Have you ever been away for some time and when you opened your door, you realized how much you hated your living space and that you're surrounded by the things that you dont really need, much less things that you don't want anymore???

That happened to me today.

I'm throwing away things that reminds me of once upon a time...

Live fast, die young, leave behind a good looking corpse...

Got a text message last night.

It simply said "Are you dead?"

Hahaha...

Anyway, am alive and well. Thank you for noticing that I've been missing from my usual haunts these days.

Been exploring other potential haunts.

Been busy doin stuff rather than writing about stuff.