Scandal Pix Series

Re-posted Daymn links not working...

I'm still so into cam-whoring with a twist.

4. Orgy

3. Brothers chatting.

3. Brotherly Love.
2. The Morning After : Breakfast for 2.

1. Alone

I'm BROKE. Yeah. I'm totally, utterly, surely one BROKE on the 8th day of the month...
Hahaha...

This week I spent my moolah like nobody's business. Sent Big Butt for servicing. Almost had a stroke after seeing the bill(s)... Then spent more moolah on unnecessary things like pet fish, plants, another piercing, then another piercing summore. Then spent summore on someone... Hehehe... Dat one OK la jugak... Then my pc broke down. The hard disk died and with it my entire documentary collection... Sobs...

I made a promise yesterday. I promise not to swear like some drunk sailors (oohhh...) anymore.
Swear not to swear... I'll be politically correct from now on...

It's a cold night and I'm all alone... Staring at the free space on my new hard disk... Now what should I fill these empty spaces with? Porns? Hehehe... NO. I dont think so.

Last nite Mr. Zack came by. He's on holiday. One week holiday between filming... So he did this wonderful back massage using his kneecaps...Wah lau... Damn shiok! Lepak2 until pagi watching X-movies. X-MEN!!! Cloverfield... Chicken pie and coffee in bed. Woke up at 1130 am... Gi keja x mandi... hahaha... I love my life...

Anyway it's 1am and tomorrow I have to attend 3 meetings back to back in a row... Hahaha... The first one starts at 830 am.

But that's for after I wake up later la... For now I'm enjoying my coffee while staring at my paddlefish... In case you never heard of whats-a-paddlefish... Click here.

It's a cold cold night and I'm alone... Haih... Feeling melancholic summore... Hehehe... It's time like this that gets me thinkin about life. You know, I think life isall about understanding the concept of things. Without this understanding, a fart would be just a funnywet sound accompanied by a whiff of foul smelling air... Hahaha... What to do... I had too much sugar just now...

Ok loh... Time to do my pre-bedtime ritual of golek2 atas tilam session... Nite2.

2 baby Polyodon Spathula.

Baby Polyodon Spathula feeding after about 5 minutes being introduced into the tank.

I'mTrying to be More Open...

Let's see... What should I share about in todays' posting???

I didn't really remember what happened at work today. It was all blur. I remembered rushing, carrying down my pc, driving, taking out my pc from the car and running back towards the car because 1 A-hole tried to give me a parking ticket... Damn... Engine running oso kena ticket ka?

Bengong tol... Then I remembered Miss CT said something about the promos that I needed to play during my session. The I remembered saying goodbye. Then a bit of surreal memory on how I tinkered with my No. 2s' laptop.

That's it... 4 hours at the office...

Damn, Toboh Aquarium some how managed to bring in 2 wee American Paddlefish... I want it... If you have no idea what so ever about Paddlefish, more info here...

It's not an impulse purchase... It's a case of buying the fish I forgot to plan to buy... Hehehe...

Then I went to replace the damn car remote. RM345 just for the ****ing shell???

I hate to get a quote if let's say the ECU unit or the convertible roof system stopped working. Haha...Haha.. Haha..

I'm currently mad in love with dat Black Mercedes SL320 Convertible!!! Anybody interested in buying secondhand lung and kidney (I'm offering 1 of each, both going at RM100k)... I want that car! I want that car! I want! I want!

I got a new hole... Repierced my left nipple, because the last one migrated (it's when 1. the body is trying to push the bar out of the body like a splinter/ 2. when one put on a wrong gauge "thickness" and the thin metal slices through the flesh like a knife...)

I experienced no. 2... So I pulled out my captive bead ring and waited for 3 days... And...

Lesson learned... Note to self... No more nipple piercings during cold weather...

Nipples usually hardens during cold cold weather...

In other words, nipples get hard when cold... Hard stuff are harder to pierce... He he he...

Anyway... Someone asked why I've suddenly gone needle-happy... It's because I'm trying to be more open... Hence, the holes...

A Note Stolen from MizzMary and then Some...

One wasted off-day... Doing nothing... Hahaha... Anyway, some pictorial "report"...

Spent the day sleeping, eating and watched X-Men Origins : Wolverine. Though the movie isn't quiet finished (stunt ropes showing, unfinished special FX, green screen showing) I gotta tell you, it's a good movie (for a movie adapted from comics...).

Love Kayla, love Wade (before and after he was "improved"), Will.I.Am as Kestrel (Shouting... I am somebody, I am somebody...) and Gambit so Jambu... Hahaha...

Nothing much to say...

And my pc blew up on me again... And was lied to again. Twice.

And the back-stabbing continues...

Damn Cream Mushroom Chicken Pie is haunting me...

You can see the gooey cream mushroom, carrot, potato, hard-boiled eggs and chunky chicken...

Not part of the pie ingredient, but this bloody green pit viper waited beside my car trying to molest me last night...

Was actually almost blew RM400 for this cute wee Ball Python but sadly I can't commit my time for another baby...

Cute right?

Anyway, a really superb story taken from MizzMary's FaceBook page...

Read everything... I know you want to...

I'm like a DIVA! Only............waaaaay stupider!

Yesterday at 10:48pm

Hello there! My name is Wannabe! I'm so cool and I always try SO hard to prove to everybody else how cool I really am!

When I was in highschool, I often walked through the halls of school as though I owned the place, just because, I was such a wannabe back then too! I have this so called graceful walk I often use that I think, makes me look cute.

These days I'll go to Starbucks and order a drink ever so confidently. Then, I look at the people around me, hoping that they heard me order my drink, because it makes me look cool, and they will assume that I go to Starbucks all the time!

Why do I go to Starbucks? Well it's because I see it in the movies, silly! It's the coolest thing ever!

When I go to clubs, I'll order cliche drinks like, Cosmopolitans or Scotch. But then again, I don't call it Scotch, I call it Chivas just because I'm too stupid to know that Chivas is the manufacturer and not the name of the drink!

I'll sometimes even request for the "happening" songs from the dj in the club like, 'My boo' or 'Dilemma'.

If the song is overplayed and people are already sick of it, then that's the song I'll keep requesting for. I won't dance in a club, I'll just stand around with my drink because that's the whole reason I go to dance clubs in the first place, to stand around and sip my drink. But when the dj plays a song I love, I'll scream and cheer with my girlfriends, then I'll continue to stand around and sip my drink.

After that, I'll take pictures of myself taking a drink, just so I can impress people. It makes them think, "Wow! She's so cool! She drinks!".

Ohhh! And did I mention that I have a facebook account?? Yes! I do! In fact, I have a friendster account too! I always write my favorite music as, LOVE SONGS! Yes! I'm a big fan of love songs, love songs and love songs because I don't have the brain capacity to actually listen to or appreciate any other types of music.

When people ask me about my favorite singers and why I love them, I almost never know how to answer because I only love, love songs! Yes love songs! Who cares about who sings them! That's totally unimportant!

My favorite movies are romance movies where the guy always gets the girl and then of course he'll pledge his undying love for her and they go on to live happily ever after without worrying about taxes or politicians.

When I go home for the holidays, I often dress to impress because I want to show everyone in my hometown that I'm such a cool person! I'll go to church with a sexy top that shows off half of my boobs because that's the real reason I go to church in the first place.

I don't go to church to pray. I go to show off my new outfits and to show everyone else that I have the courage to show off my boobs!

I'll also talk on my phone very loudly, practically begging for the attention of people around me, because I'm a cool person and I think the sound of my voice leave people in awe for it is without a doubt oh so beautiful!

When I see a group of guys, I usually laugh out loud so they will notice me!

I'm such a wannabe that I'll try anything just to prove how cool I am! I will walk past them to try and get their attention, and if I fail, I'll keep walking past them again and again and again!

It's so obvious but I don't care because I'm determined to get noticed! I'll post pictures on my friendster account and write captions like, "Haha, I'm ugly!", or "Golden Goddess".

I always LOVE editing my pictures on photoshop, adding little clouds on them with words of wisdom that I copy from the net because I can't come up with my own wise words!

Don't even try to compete with me, because it's all about me! This is My world and I'm the Queen of it!

Whenever people ask me what I do for a living, I'll always make up these astounding stories just so I can impress them and make them love me even more!

I'm a real live wannabe and I love it because I'm so conceited and full of myself! The best part is, I have absolutely no idea about the real world and prefer to be stuck in this fairytale world I have created for myself, where all I listen to are love songs!

If you check my profile, you'll see applications like, "Who is your celebrity lookalike?", because I relish the fact that some random application online says I look like a diva!

I don't care about me. I wanna be someone else! It's what I do! I'm a wannabe! It should be a profession!


MizzMary's Note: **Feel that spicy taste yet? As the old saying goes, "Siapa makan cili, rasa pedas". I hear Carrefour has has a clearance sale on 'lives'. How bout you go get one! *smiles sweetly*

MizzMaryRaymond... I so so so love you at the moment...

New Month... Can't Believe It's Been Almost a Year Now...

It's 2.36 am and I'm... Doing my laundry... hahaha... Damn. Seriously I need to go out often...

Yeap... Go out and spend more money...

Just like yesterday... Went out for breakfast at 2pm, ended up servicing the "Big Butt" and I added a few unnecessary and FRIGGIN' EXPENSIVE bits to the car...

Haih... Then in remorse, I headed to Guardian ke Watsons' entah kat Langkawi Fair tu... Blown summore money there... Then went breakfast tengah ujan... Overspent summore...

Bengong tol...

Shud've stayed at home...

I've just recently discovered the joy of Rapidshare... Been downloading... Guess what??? Encyclopedias, novels and... You wont believe this... Professional Torture Manual... waaa... I learned that it's so easy to subdue (and kill) someone... What makes it so scary is that it's so easy to do it... Rapidshare can be found here.

Am digging Angguns' new song... It was released in Indonesian (Jadi Milikmu), English (Crazy) and Francais (Si Tu L'avouse)... Same song in different languages...

Ok lah... Round 2, laundry night... Haih...

Here's a random pix that I wanted to delete from my computer...

Old, old pix...

Evil eye/Multiple eye piercings

Another shot before I took everything off...

Left nipple piercing... NO... No milk!

Lookie here... Just me... No bits and pieces of metal anywhere... So that means...

THAT MEANS I'M FREE TO TRY NEW PIERCINGS!!! Muahaha...

OKlah... Nak menyidai kain round ke2 pulak... Mati ler jiran aku suspect aku bela hantu raya... Peduli apa cakap orang...

Takdak orang mati sebab orang dok ngata kan? Tapi kemungkinan untuk mati sebab kata kat orang tu ada la...

Dilema Simpang 3...

Just before I signed in here, I had alot of things to write about... Then suddenly... Hehehehe... Ntah... Tetiba jer blank. Takpe2. Type je apa yang terasa nak type... Bukan aku kena bayar pun kalo aku type panjang2 kat sini kan?

Tetiba je terasa jealous kat orang yang dok bercuti kat Slovenia... Haih... Jeles siot... Bertambah jeles bila dengar citer orang tu berulang alik gi bank... Haih... haha...

Antara keliling donia ngan lepak2 atas gunung kebun teh, yang mana satu best ek? Keliling donia best... Masalahnya satu... Aku x reti berenang... Nak keliling donia pakai yatch... Kalo kapal karam... Confirm aku mati dulu... Lepak2 atas gunung kebun teh pun shiok... Tapi... 24-7 ler aku kena keja... Haih...

Stay sini pulak... Rasa cam ada orang pegang pisau steak kat leher je...

Simbolik tak simbol yang aku pilih?

Sorang lagi kawan dah blah dari Langkawi... Haih... Tak shiok ler ko takde beb... Mesti aku rindu giler buli ko tengah2 malam buat benda2 tak senonoh... hahaha... Bukan benda2 tak senonoh haaa... Benda2 gila is more likely...

Ada orang tu pulak, baru frust menonggeng... Teringat pulak time aku frust menonggeng kat kawan kepada orang yang tgh frust menonggeng itu... Berbotol neskopi aku langgah... Sakit buah pinggang aku... Rugi je frust teruk2 kat dia. Rugi masa, tenaga, time tidur dan RM sebab borong neskopi... Haih... Zaman budak2... Heh, sedo x sedo dah 10 tahun... Gila punya cepat masa berjalan... Pejam celik, pejam celik...

Aku ada 1 citer best... tapi, xtau la best ke idak... Citer ni pasal kawan aku... Lebey kurang 6 bulan dulu... Time tu musim ujan... Malam tu kitorang pegi ler nyuluh ikan kat air terjun. Dapat la seko ikan laga batu... Pastukan... Dia kena pindah pi KL.

2-3 hari lepas dia balik Langkawi sebab nak clear rumah dia... 6 bulan tinggal umah kosong, sewa bayar saja... Kaya ko ek? Ikan tu dia tinggal dalam umah... Dalam balang... 6 bulan takde orang kasi makan... Nasib baik air dalam balang tu x kering... Ikan tu idop lagi... Cuma nampak "makin pandai sebab kepala bertambah beso..." Hahaha... Aku pakai ayat kawan aku tu ler...

Aku balas ler balik... Haah, memang ikan tu makin pandai, dia dok exercise otak pikir cara nak kuar dari balang tu... Lepas tu aku cakap la... Bukan kepala ikan tu yang makin beso la ngok. Ikan tu badan dia makin kering...

Ko penah tengok tak orang kebuluran kat Afrika nun? Camtu la rupa ikan tu... Aku malas dah nak gagau aku nyer bluetooth dongle... Nanti la aku post rupa ikan kebuluran tu... Survivor sungguh...

Ntah berapa tan ntah ikan tu dok nyumpah ko, mamat!

Apa yang aku dok ngarut ni ah? Ntah, aku pun no idea...

Arini dapat berita mengejutkan. Berita tak terkejut (expected d) pun ada gaks. Berita dari kampung... Ada orang mampu menunggak bil elektrik sampai mencecah RM1630... Gilers... TNB tak reti2 nak potong ke bil bila tunggakan dah exceed itu deposit? Adus...

Haha... Apa2 pun nah ni tgk gambo ala2 aksi KL Drift (jangan tanya aku, babak mana... Mana aku tau... Aku x penah tgk pilem tu... aku main hantam je boh...). Kawan aku cakap... Poket banyak, kaya... Kaya ka?

Pose tepi jalan... Tunggu keta berenti... Pastu cakap RM80 bang... Huah huah huah...

"Julingan" manja baru mangkit tido... Gedik la lu... 1 word- "Creolan"... Hahaha...

Jahat Giler punya pose...

Salivating profusely... hehehe...

Spent the day feeling tired. Headache... tummyache... every where aching...

Came home and tried to catch some ZzzzzZZZzzz's... Phone rang, incoming text messages... Another phone call... Haiz... Last2 berjaga until almost 4a.m.

I called a massuer... It's fun to have someone kneading ones' muscle, while being naked and reading The World's Greatest Sex and Scandal... Yeap... I was testing this massuers' professional intregrity... Hehehe...

Then went makan2... After kena pelekoh... damn hungry lor...

Then... I saw dat certain someone that I haven't seen in a while... Years...

No... Never wrote anything about this person in here...

So there I was bitching with a friend and then... It was like everything in the world stopped... No sound, no wind, no noise... A vision in light violet and blue jeans... Haiz...

The world is such an unfair place... Some people are born cute... And grows up to be more cute...

And as I was staring at this beautiful (not quite a) stranger... My mind suddenly played Charles and Eddies' song "I Would Stop the World" on loop... Day-mmmmnnn... Hahaha...

Anyway... Overheard someone said this "Just because you have a vagina... That doesn't make you special..."

That is so true... And I love my life!!!

A thing called "Living"...

I got a feeling that this is going to be a very long post... Yeah...

What's happening this week?

Recap...

Got lucky... Three times in a day ain't so bad for somebody that somebody said "got no future"... Right... Unless your life is perfect... Stop talking and commenting about other peoples' life.

I am a very patient person...

I might just snap and break your neck when you push me too hard.

I think bad things always comes in sets of two or three... I noticed that usually when one thing starts to fuck up... One needs to be ready for another one... Yeah... Shit happens...

So I think I've been so very detached lately...

Cant help it... I'm surrounded by dumb people, which are excusable for being dumb. Then there are those smart people acting dumb...

These people should be rounded up and executed like what happened to the Jews last time...

Seriously... Just line them up and shoot them in the head... It's going to be quick and painless. Just splatter their brains on the wall... Very humane.

Just the other day I went to this business establishment.

I was looking for something. So I described what I wanted to the business owner... He said it'll help if I can bring pictures of what i wanted... So OK. I did...

Then I brought some pix to him...

He said he said he have one of the items that I've been looking for... Then he showed me... I told him, it looks similar, but that was not what I wanted...

It's the same type, but different model...

It's like looking to buy a particular make of car, say, a Mercedes and the seller insisted a Proton which is also a car but made from recycled carbonated drink cans...

I thought of qouting the scientific name of what I wanted, but obviously it will be a waste of time and my breath.

So I told him, no, that was not the one I wanted... And then things started to turn ugly...

He said he's been in the business for ten years and he fuckin sure that the item I wanted was the same as the one he had in stock. Duh~

I just smiled, thanked him and left... See... I told you I'm a very patient person. There were lots of nasty, eye-opening factual remarks that I could tell to this persons' face... But I didn't...

Ok... Now that it's here... I'm gonna forget about this ever happened...

Moving on...

Text messaging is evil... Seriously.

Calling people using unidentified number at 2a.m. is evil too... No matter how close (even if you've exchanged bodily fluids) you are with somebody, calling them at 2.a.m. is very rude.

They might be sleeping or having random anonymous sex with strangers at that time.

Hell. I' m not feeling too good today. Woke up with a sharp stabbing headache... Spent the whole day having a headache... Now trying to sleep with a headache (no... not reffering to my ex)...

That's why I'm here, at home, pounding away at my keyboard...

I should be out there, having fun where all the real action is... But I'm actually experiencing the most commonly used "Not tonite dear, I have a headache" excuse...

Oh, people who talks too much over breakfast/lunch/dinner/at work are evil, especially when they talk about others. Hope these people will get severe food poisoning and die on the spot. Flesh eating bacteria is also a good option.

Friends in Kay Hell are making so much fuss about the Earth Hour... Stupid. This so called event to save the earth from global warming. More on this here .

Will it do much help to the damage that the human race had caused to the world we live in? No... I dont think so... But at least we're doing something...

Maybe next year they'll come up with another brilliant way to save the world from global warming.... How 'bout Hold Your Breath for 1 Hour? This will help the earth in more than 1 way... Global warming, over-population of the human vermin... etc etc...

Maybe I'll switch off my lights during that time and take off my clothes and go have anonymous random sex with as many people as possible for one hour...

Oh, speaking of anonymous random sex, Sharul has finally discovered the joy of blogging. Sharuls' blog can be viewed here. Just to make it clear, there's no connection what-so-ever between Sharul and anonymous random sex... It's just that sex sells (and cheap, nowadays) and it's all advertising...

I'm tired.

This blogging thingy had lost its' appeal to me... I need other ways (self-mutilation, nipple torture, penis-torture, bondage, recreational drugs, booze and yes... Random, anonymous sex with strangers) to mentally stimulate my mind...

Dont take me seriously here.

It's all just a mind-fart.

Let's save the earth from global warming, switch off the lights and take off your clothes...

You'll Never Know...

Love feels like this...

Slash, stuff 'em in the garbage bin... Show no mercy... Show no regret...

Have you ever been away for some time and when you opened your door, you realized how much you hated your living space and that you're surrounded by the things that you dont really need, much less things that you don't want anymore???

That happened to me today.

I'm throwing away things that reminds me of once upon a time...

Live fast, die young, leave behind a good looking corpse...

Got a text message last night.

It simply said "Are you dead?"

Hahaha...

Anyway, am alive and well. Thank you for noticing that I've been missing from my usual haunts these days.

Been exploring other potential haunts.

Been busy doin stuff rather than writing about stuff.

A Typical Day in the Mundane Life of... Who?

Got a shock of jolting surprise when some one turned up totally botak. I used to think botak is sexy but now I think botak people are the bravest people alive.

Then went on to fetch big butt. She's doin great. She's lookin great. The tv screen is going to be replaced tomorrow.

The old man is so annoying. Then there's the other old man. He's annoying too. Then there's the other, other old man, he went out with his friends.

Wrong timing.

The old man strikes again.

All of this doesn't make sense. Whutever~

All About him....

Someone please slap me in the face. I am doing things that I should not be doing with someone I shouldn't be hanging out with... And slap me summore for enjoying it... Hehehehe...

The monthly need to bleed taken to a newer height... Cupping!

Presenting....The Most Expensive Makanan I Ever Prepared....

Nothing new. Work. At the office. Not working. Stayed home. Repeat.

Went out with the Mad... Had a great time chatting at oogling at people... Came out with this crazy joke about the food-processing vagina... Mad... Lu gila la... I mean it in a good way... Hahaha...

Had breakfast at 6pm++.

Went shopping for stuff.

Came home and started making Caramel Custard... Then bechamel sauce then bolognaise sauce, then prepared the pasta, then started to layer them and bake.

Then made the potato salad... Damn potatoes got soft on me... She-it... They tasted great but they're butt-ugly...

No point talking too much... Let me present to you... A firm favorite of Garfield the Fat Cat... Lasagna...

The ingredients, baking dish etc came to RM100++... Dang... Lasagna is going to stay on my special occasion dish list...